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March 2010 Archive
Boys Only Want One Thing
Quit The Job
...In My Next Life, I Want To Come Back With Your Legs
Never Leave Home Without A Clean Hankerchief
It's Only Awkward If You Make It Awkward
You Take An Awful Photo
Alpaca Farming. That's Where The Money Is
You Can Get It If You Really Want
Imitate Then Innovate
Give 'Em The Pickle
A Real Woman Is Always Prepared To Impress
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolate, When You're Through With It You Eat I!
Life Is Not A Rehearsal
Just Remember, If You're Talking About Them, They're Going To Talk About You
Blow Your Own Trumpet Before Some Bugger Spits Down It!
You Have The Choice To Say No!
To Be Aware Of Myself....
Pretending You Know What You're Doing, Is Almost As Good As Actually Knowing
Never, Ever Mix Checks And Stripes
I Can't Wait Till We're 30
Your Be In Heaven Half An Hour Before The Devil Knows Your Dead!!!
If You Have To Change Who You Are To Get Someone To Love You Then They Don't Deserve You Anyway
You're Always In The Right Place
Never To Trust A Man With A Beard
You're Smiling A Lot Tonight. It's Nice
Who Da Zebra?
If You Ever Get Low Again Slap Yourself And Ask This 'What Am I Doing About It?' If Your Answer Is 'Nothing' Then Think Of Me And Say 'OK OK I'm Goin'
I'll See You Soon!
You Can Get Anything You Want If You're Charming Enough
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